9 Words Women Use!

[crash1371]

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are

right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.

Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more

minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and

you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually

end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement

often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an

idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing

with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can

make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before

deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say

you're welcome.

8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning

this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but

is now doing it herself . This will later result in a man asking "What's

wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

[Pearl Diver]

So true.

PD

[Sidewinder]

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are

right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.

Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more

minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and

you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually

end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement

often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an

idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing

with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can

make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before

deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say

you're welcome.

8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning

this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but

is now doing it herself . This will later result in a man asking "What's

wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

[Sidewinder]

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are

right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.

Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more

minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and

you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually

end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement

often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an

idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing

with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can

make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before

deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say

you're welcome.

8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning

this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but

is now doing it herself . This will later result in a man asking "What's

wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

[welder]

Well done my Son and she wont let you forget it .

[Rusty]

We have been warned ............

Now I'm having flash backs

Soooooooooooooo true

[Trollnheel]

Lester has never steered me in any wrong direction. Too bad a woman's dictionary is 10 times the size of a man's dictionary!

[crash1371]

...so my wife and I are having dinner at the Texas Roadhouse the other evening and she says to me "you're getting thinner and thinner". (I've been on the South Beach Diet for three weeks and have lost 15 pounds) I say really? Then I notice she is looking at my hair...ouch!