Finally!

[ScarabChris]

I am always so jelous of all you guys that get these emails of fortune. How millions fall into your lap is amazing and I have always prayed for the same blessing.

Well it has finally happened. Some rich generous person from overseas has finally selected me to handle his fortune. And the best part is that I will be doing a good thing by distributing most of his remaining fortune to a charity. I get to keep 10% of 15 million for my time. Excelent!

Here is the email I was blessed with....

Dear Friend,

As you read this, I don't want you to feel sorry for me, because, I believe everyone will die someday.

My name is MR Aalim Aaban a Crude Oil merchant in IRAN,i have been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer .

It has defiled all forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only about a few months to live, according to

medical experts. I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone(not even myself)

but my business. Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and only focused

on my business as that was the only thing I cared for. But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more

to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world. I believe when God gives me

a second chance to come to this world I would live my life a different way from how I have lived it.

Now that God has called me, I have willed and given most of my property and assets to my immediate and

extended family members as well as a few close friends. I want God to be merciful to me and accept

my soul so, I have decided to give alms to charity organisations, as I want this to be one of the last good

deeds I do on earth. So far, I have distributed money to some charity organisations in Austria, cameroun,

liberia,Algeria and Malaysia. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself anymore.

I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and distribute the money which I have there

to charity organization in Bulgaria and Pakistan, they refused and kept the money to themselves.

Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contended with what I have left for them.

The last of my money which no one knows of is the huge cash deposit of fifteen million dollars

$15,000,000,00 that I have with a finance/Security Company abroad. I will want you to help me collect this

deposit and dispatched it to charity organization. I have set aside 10% for you and for your time.

God be with you. MR Aalim Aaban.

I will be contacting this poor generous man to help in any way I can.

[crash1371]

Wow Chris this Guy really wants to help you even though he has never been nice

[one4water]

What?! My great long lost uncle Aalim is dying?

it makes me sad to see he forgot me in his will. After all those Christmas gatherings and birthdays we shared together.

Well, maybe if you can see it in your heart to share a couple of million with one of his forgotten relatives, you can send some cash my when when the check clears. I promise I will give some of it to my favorite charity sicn ei know that's what he would want.

[TooReel]

I just got this one. Must be a epidemic.

FROM MR CAMPBELL WILLIAM

MANCHESTER (WA) 20515

please reply through this mail, campbellwilliam2@sify.com

Greetings,

As you read this, I don't want you to feel sorry for me, because, I believe

everyone will die someday. My name is Mr. Campbell William, from New-Zealand

base in London, I have been diagnosed with esophageal cancer, which was

discovered very late, due to my laxity in carrying for my health. It has

defiled all forms of medicine, and right now I have only about a few months to

live, according to medical experts.

I have since lost my power of speech and can only manage to write now, as that

has been the only way I am able to communicate. I have not particularly lived

my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone not even myself but my

business. Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to

people and only focus on my business as that is the only thing I cared for.

But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than just

wanting to have or make all the money in the world. I believe when God gives

me a second chance to come to this world I would live my life a different way

from how I have lived it. Now that I know my time is near, I have willed and

given most of my properties and assets to my immediate and extended family

members and as well as a few close friends. I want God to be merciful to me

and accept my soul and so, I have decided to give alms to charity

organizations, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I did on earth.

So far, I have

distributed money to some charity organizations in UK, Brazil and Ireland. Now

that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this my self any more. I

once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and donate the

money, which I have there to charity organization in Bulgaria, they refused

and kept the money to themselves.

Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contented with what

I have left for them. The last of my money which only few of them knows of is

the huge cash deposit that I have with my Bank. I will want you to help me

collect this deposit and dispatched it to charity organizations.

Regards,

MR Campbell William

[ScarabChris]

TooReel....wow thats pretty much the same letter. How lucky are we?

I'm totally going to screw with the guy. I'll post all the emails.

[TooReel]

My luck keeps getting better. Now it seems that I have won a international lottery. It has to be real because I got this email from the FBI. Looks like I am going boat shopping this weekend. Might even have to stop at the Doll House and "make it rain"

__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

ATTN: BENEFICIARY

This is to Officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have thoroughly completed an Investigation with the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System that you legally won the sum of $800,000.00 USD from a Lottery Company outside the United States of America. During our investigation we discovered that your e-mail won the money from an Online Balloting System and we have authorized this winning to be paid to you via a Certified Cashier's Check.

Normally, it will take up to 10 business days for an International Check to be cashed by your local bank. We have successfully notified this company on your behalf that funds are to be drawn from a registered bank within the United States Of America so as to enable you cash the check instantly without any delay, henceforth the stated amount of $800,000.00 USD has been deposited with Bank Of America.

We have completed this investigation and you are hereby approved to receive the winning prize as we have verified the entire transaction to be Safe and 100% risk free, due to the fact that the funds have been deposited at Bank Of America you will be required to settle the following bills directly to the Lottery Agent in-charge of this transaction whom is located in Lagos, Nigeria. According to our discoveries, you were required to pay for the following -

(1) Deposit Fee's ( Fee's paid by the company for the deposit into an American Bank which is - Bank Of America )

(2) Cashier's Check Conversion Fee ( Fee for converting the Wire Transfer payment into a Certified Cashier's Check )

The total amount for everything is $200.00 (Two Hundred-US Dollars). We have tried our possible best to indicate that this $200.00 should be deducted from your winning prize but we found out that the funds have already been deposited at Bank Of America and cannot be accessed by anyone apart from you the winner, therefore you will be required to pay the required fee's to the Agent in-charge of this transaction via Western Union Money Transfer Or Money Gram.

In order to proceed with this transaction, you will be required to contact the agent in-charge (FRED MBA) via e-mail. Kindly look below to find appropriate contact information:

CONTACT AGENT NAME: MR FRED MBA

E-MAIL ADDRESS: fredmba101@gala.net

You will be required to e-mail him with the following information:

FULL NAME:

ADDRESS:

CITY:

STATE:

ZIP CODE:

DIRECT CONTACT NUMBER:

You will also be required to request Western Union details on how to send the required $200.00 in order to immediately ship your prize of $800,000.00 USD via Certified Cashier's Check drawn from Bank Of America, also include the following transaction code (EA2948-910) in order for him to immediately identify this transaction Transaction : Code : (EA2948-910)

Director.

Robert Mueller (III)

[welder]

Tooreel, I just stole your transaction codes and I now have your winnings in my bank .

If you want your money all i need is your ...........

1) Full name

2} Address

3} your checking acct. #

4] and of course your phone #

When I recieve this information I will deposit YOUR MONEY to your account.

Also my Law firm , Dewey,Cheatem and How , will contact you upon completion of all transactions.

[TooReel]

Email sent.

Tooreel, I just stole your transaction codes and I now have your winnings in my bank .

If you want your money all i need is your ...........

1) Full name

2} Address

3} your checking acct. #

4] and of course your phone #

When I recieve this information I will deposit YOUR MONEY to your account.

Also my Law firm , Dewey,Cheatem and How , will contact you upon completion of all transactions.

[TooReel]

When it rains it pours. Since I have won so much money lately I'm going to pass this email along to all my internet friends.

___________________________________________________________________________________________

Good Day To You My Friend.

It is understandable that you might be a little bit apprehensive because you do not know me but I have a lucrative business proposal of mutual interest to share with you. I got your reference in my search for someone who suits my proposed business relationship. I was troubled before I came across your profile, although I have not met with you before now but I believe one has to risk confidence in someone to succeed sometimes in life.

I am Mr. Peter T.C. Lee a South Korean by birth, happily married with children, and i am a Director of Hang Seng Bank Ltd. I have a confidential business suggestion for you. I will need you to assist me in executing a business project from Hong Kong to your country. It involves the transfer of a large sum of money. Everything concerning this transaction shall be legally done without hitch. Please endeavour to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning this issue.

Once the funds have been successfully transferred into your account, we shall share in the ratio to be agreed by both of us. I will prefer you reach me on my private email address below (peterleehk@yahoo.cn) and finally after that I shall furnish you with more information's about this operation. Should you be interested, please forward the following to me urgently:

1. Full names

2. Occupation

3. Private phone number

4. Current contact address

Please if you are not interested delete this email and do not hunt me because I am putting my career and the life of my family at stake with this venture. Although nothing ventured is nothing gained.

Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated.

Kind Regards,

Mr.Pt. Lee

Hang Seng Bank Limited

Hong Kong. {Asia}

Email: - peterleehk@yahoo.cn

[Pearl Diver]

does that come with a book light if I respond in the next 20 minutes???