So there I was

[crash1371]

There I was just a walking

Down the street singin'

Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do

My name is Big Al and you can all kiss my feet

Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do

There I was just a walking

Down the street When I got on the bus singin'

Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do

I know I’m really cool because I’m Big Al

singin'

Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do

the bus was loaded with beautiful women

Just for me

They looked good (looked good)

They looked fine (looked fine)

They looked good, they looked fine

And I nearly lost my mind

Before I knew it they all over me singin'

Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do

But some had more facial hair than me

This is not natural singin'

Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do

They got me down to my speedos

Dancing all around

And they are purple by the way

Than it started to dawn on me singin'

Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do

I got on the bus with a bunch of drag queens

I started to run for

The door (the door)

Bus driver please let me off I screamed

Woah, woah

I knew this was not for me

Yes I did, this is not all the things

I've been dreaming of

I hit the street with just my speedos covering up me , singin'

Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do

I’m so happy

And that's how I’m gonna stay, singin'Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do

My name is Big Al and I had to much to drink

But at least I did not let anyone violate me

Woah, woah clap your hands

Come on, party again now

1, 2, 3, 4

There I was just a walking

Down the street singin'

Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do

I looked fine (looked fine)

I looked good, I looked fine

And I nearly lost my mind

With just my purple speedos on

My name is Big Al and you can all kiss my feet

My movie is coming out all about me

Singin'

Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do

[Snapper Head]

Thank gawd the band distracted everyone just long enough for me to pull my tattered psyche together long enough to get the hell out of there. I wiped my sweaty brow, massaged my scraping intestines, and looked both ways down the dusty highway, seeing only the tail of school bus steadily getting smaller above the roadway winding to the west.

I thought about how empty this land would have been a few hundred years ago; I thought about Belgian beer and Dutch whores; I thought about baby seals and purple speedos; I though how Ludicrous my thoughts were.

Just then, I heard the tell tale clak from the hammer of a .45 auto being cocked....

Big Al

Edited July 27, 2009 by Snapper Head

[crash1371]

Ah-ah, I know what you're thinking, "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I've kind of lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum — the most powerful handgun in the world — and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

One more thing Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie Mississippi ?You ot to find your drawers son it is hard to look you in the eye with just your speedos on, by the way are those purple. And just remember there is Nothing wrong with shooting as long as the right people get shot.

Edited July 30, 2009 by TimW Texas