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M I A REDNECK ?


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Gee I feel I need to go to boat rehab I can't stand a good deal at times I did the floor in the 21' Kenner with a 115 Mercury and on the 20'4" Arrowglass 6.1 Volvo Penta so far My MVA is slowing me down now to finish the ski boat anyhow M I A redneck ?

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Tim, the 1st thing you have to admit is , You have a problem.

You Sir are a BOATAHOLIC and there is only one cure for it and that's called , A WIFE .

The wife can cure you in a heat beat and take you to just a BOATER [ One boat ] so fast it will make your head spin.

Don't forget , a soon to be ex-wife can turn you into a DECK HAND in a matter of weeks.

No Sir , right now your just a Boataholic , not a REDNECK.

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Tim, the 1st thing you have to admit is , You have a problem.

You Sir are a BOATAHOLIC and there is only one cure for it and that's called , A WIFE .

The wife can cure you in a heat beat and take you to just a BOATER [ One boat ] so fast it will make your head spin.

Don't forget , a soon to be ex-wife can turn you into a DECK HAND in a matter of weeks.

No Sir , right now your just a Boataholic , not a REDNECK.

Now that was funny and at the same time a very smart post

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You are not a red neck. You are suffering from MBS, multiple boat syndrome.

And the problem is? Deciding which boat to take fishing! or on vacation. I cant remember the last time I didnt own more than one boat? I am from South Jersey. Even though its a lot differnt than most peoples perception of N.J. I am not a redneck, Just been hung up on boats for too long.

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And the problem is? Deciding which boat to take fishing! or on vacation. I cant remember the last time I didnt own more than one boat? I am from South Jersey. Even though its a lot differnt than most peoples perception of N.J. I am not a redneck, Just been hung up on boats for too long.

I have mbs also / multiple boat syndrome . I also have a 1976 Arrow Glass Couger 15' with a 70 hp Evinrude. Never kissed saltwater. Runs like brand new.

I also have a 1986 Citation 20' i/o Merc 140 stringer. Run only in salwater sinse new.

1960's unknown make 12' jon boat 3 hp sears air cooled 1960's outboard, runs like it was brand new and never kissed saltwater.

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