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Why Women Are Leaving Men For Other Women


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The REALLY FRIGHTENING side of things is that there's a guy out there that thinks he looks COOL~!

That guy is CLEARLY warding off not only vampires but WOMEN.........and anything ELSE that might wander into his path ~ :blink:

Note to Wiley - need to add the emoticon that's hurling.

HEY farmerjane, why you gotta insult me like that.

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Kingair ~ YEP! THAT'S THE ONE!!!

A Few Dollars ~ dude, if that's you in that picture - why you gotta insult mankind like that? :blink:

Do one of three things - lose the cross & chain, lose the speedo, or lose the hair.....and I mean ALL OF IT.

Poster child for "What NOT to Wear" ~

:1947_eating_popcorn_and_drinkin

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Kingair ~ YEP! THAT'S THE ONE!!!

A Few Dollars ~ dude, if that's you in that picture - why you gotta insult mankind like that? :blink:

Do one of three things - lose the cross & chain, lose the speedo, or lose the hair.....and I mean ALL OF IT.

Poster child for "What NOT to Wear" ~

:1947_eating_popcorn_and_drinkin

:1143_neener_neener_neener:

I'm just messin' wit ya.

That's not me, I dont look like that. I am taller, I don't have a mustache and my cross is white gold.

:D

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I think the frightening side of things here is, when a person turns to their own gender for love and compasion because they can't cut it with the opposite sex, what the heck are they going to do when they find they fall short with their same sex?

Farm animals maybe ? :504_shrugging:

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A man walks into a bar and sees two stunningly beautiful women, one sitting on each side of the bar.

He flips a coin, and sits down near the one on the right.

After a minute, he leans over and says, “Hello, could I buy you a drink?”

She says, “No, I’m a L E S B I A N”

Undaunted, he says, “That’s OK, I’d still like to buy you a drink”

“You don’t understand, I prefer women” she answers, getting a bit testy.

“That doesn’t matter to me, I’ll still buy you a drink”

She looks right at him and says “Let me say this as clearly as I can. See that beautiful girl over there on the other side of the bar?”

“Yes”, he answers.

“What I would like more than anything else this evening would be to strike up a conversation with her, ply her with alcohol, take her back to my apartment and make mad, passionate love to her until dawn!”

She looks back at him and he looks pale and sweaty.

“What’s wrong with you? You look like you’ve seen a ghost”

“Oh Lord, I think I’m a L E S B I A N too!”

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