Annual Gdmf Cats Rant

[CJS]

Just unwrapped the boat to get it ready. Once again, I busted my ass

in the Fall cleaning prior to shrink wrap so I wouldn't have to spend

hours scrubbing in the Spring...and once again it's covered in muddy

cat prints. The culprit lives next door. I spoke to the neighbors in the

Fall in the hopes they would control or contain their pet, since this

happened last year as well. I even mentioned it over the Winter, as

I had seen the little ###### prowling around. Obviously they are unable

or unwilling to do what it takes to respect my property. So the FRP

(Feline Relocation Program) goes into effect this evening.

Thanks for listening.

[HOTSPOT]

Git-R-Done CJS!!!

[DJWILLIAMS]

Or you could do this......

http://www.saveourcatsfromfishermen.com/

Sorry couldn't resist!

David

[HOTSPOT]

DJ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!

[Trollnheel]

I've had plenty of experience dealing with these vermin. I'd give you my card, but a cat ate it...

[rchanner]

Cats AND Squirrels are nothing more than rats with good PR.

[Trollnheel]

Cats AND Squirrels are nothing more than rats with good PR.

[ScarabChris]

Please don't hurt the cat, he doesn't think he is doing anything wrong and he can't speak any human languages. However I understand your frustration because I have an outside cat that constantly climbs on my truck and boat.

There is an ultrasonic deterant you can put near the boat and the cat won't go near it. You can also sprinkle pepper on the boat, that is said to drive cats away.

[CJS]

Please don't hurt the cat, he doesn't think he is doing anything wrong

The FRP does NOT involve causing any injury, it merely tests the survival

skills of the feline in question after being released in a suitable location.

[triumphrick]

The FRP does NOT involve causing any injury, it merely tests the survival

skills of the feline in question after being released in a suitable location.

Good luck. Tried that once and two days later said feline was back cruisin the neighborhood???