Wife is leaving........

[mronzo]

Give her the kids too! They'll only cramp your style...

[bluedevil]

My dog. I like her better any ways.

[Mersiles]

I would give her all 3 if she would just STFU!!!!!

I know they say its cheaper to keep her but WTF, I am buying!!!!!!!

[240 LTS]

The boat!

She is always there when I want her.

She never says "No"

She loves it when I get her wet.

She lives to be run hard.

She likes it rough.

She knows I can take her anywhere.

She turns everyone's head when she glides by.

She has beautiful firm lines.

She looks half her age.

She comfortable no matter where I am on her.

She never complains.

She doesn't mind getting down and dirty.

She loves to get lathered up and clean.

She loves to be rubbed down all over at the end of the day.

What was the question?

I'm talking about my wife............................................right?

[charliep]

So who gets the house and hoards of cash stashed in the bank, under the mattress, in the coffee can in the cupboard, buried by the big tree out back and the stash of cash in the back corner of the shed?

hey garett! thanks for the heads up. where do you live again? no dog...no boat any more...no guns. hell...why is she with me anyway?

[cataholic]

I kept the boat, the guns and the dog.

She got everything else....