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weakfish i've got my eye on a big ole box of federal pretzels come wagering time...

weakfish can afford for you to cash all the checks that the beagles are going to write for him this year...i can hear donovan mcscrapple's knee ligaments tearing already where's the bar? big al has the next round, i assume...

my cousin & i were floundering out at chandeleur when we were about ten or eleven...my uncle used to land his plane on the beach and we'd camp for days anyway we went out to the back side (like he told us NOT to do) and wandered around for hours, gigged about a dozen beautys go back to the beach and realized we didn't know which way to go to get back to the plane! we dragged those flounder up and down the beach till we collapsed, lost both lanterns, wound up sleeping in a brush pile to try & keep the deer flies off us my uncle had called search & rescue...turns out where we dropped was about 100 yds from the damn campsite

be kind to the sandbar and say "no" to the jimmy buffett... try some of these... -the gourds "my name is jorge" -van the man "bright side of the road" -the dead "scarlet begonias" -john hiatt "memphis in the meantime" -b-52's "good stuff" -little village "solar sex panel" -better than ezra "extra-ordinary" -the radiators "if your heart aint in it" -little feat "oh, atlanta" -jimmy cliff "the harder they come" -bosstones "the rascal king" not necessarily all about boats but they will all make your butt shake

anyone else remember wrapping the back of the lantern with foil to keep the light focused and out our your eyes? or burning your hand on the hot glass? i remember when those lantern handles came out with the metal "heat shield" on the back came out, that also had a hand hold on the back so you could point the lantern... remember stumbling on something and dropping the lantern in the water? pitch black moonless night and then something bumps your leg...

no one asked me for the secret handshake at registration...