Someone Steals 71,000 Pounds Of Lobster Tails

[ScarabChris]

Someone breaks into a Miami seafood distributor and steals 71,000 lbs of lobster tails. Then tries to sell them to a retail seafood store not far away. The load of lobster was worth $1 million!

Amazing......slick enough to rip off 71,000 pounds of lobster but dumb enough to try and sell it to a local seafood shop who is likely a customer of the victim.

Did they really think the retail store owner was going to say "sure, bring in that truck load of lobster, I happen to have a million in cash for you" What idiots.

http://mobile.wsvn.com/news/articles/local/MI119456/

[kingair]

Someone breaks into a Miami seafood distributor and steals 71,000 lbs of lobster tails. Then tries to sell them to a retail seafood store not far away. The load of lobster was worth $1 million!

Amazing......slick enough to rip off 71,000 pounds of lobster but dumb enough to try and sell it to a local seafood shop who is likely a customer of the victim.

Did they really think the retail store owner was going to say "sure, bring in that truck load of lobster, I happen to have a million in cash for you" What idiots.

http://mobile.wsvn.com/news/articles/local/MI119456/

That sounds like a cruise ship worth of bugs. I wonder why the person did not call the cops while the woman were there?

[cracker]

Crooks never cease to amaze. The smartest in the brain trust from the local HUD developement...

[Menzies]

I hear the police are on their tail.

[Trollnheel]

Today on "Dumb Crook News"

[Ludicrous]

That sounds like a cruise ship worth of bugs. I wonder why the person did not call the cops while the woman were there?

Because they bought 3,000 pounds of butter.

[HOTSPOT]

Wow, idiots.

[rchanner]

Idiots is right. I had a trailer full of tools stolen years back and it was recovered....Amazed that they recovered it, I asked the Deputy that worked with me to ID my stuff how they catch people on something like this...His answer: "People that are stupid enough to steal are also stupid enough to get caught. If a person of normal intelligence did it, we'd never catch them"

[Garett]

Well I guess that stands for reason Rich, if they were smart enough, then they'd have a real job.