Finding the right woman

[crash1371]

When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big

gazongas.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion,

so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.

Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time

and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was

totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so

dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.

She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did

mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was

great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided

to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted

firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she

divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big gazongas.

[boatmanalso]

I think I married your girlfriends.. well all but 2 of um

[Sans Peur]

I think I married the second one and the last one.

Learned my lessons well. Never Again!

Rent, don't Buy!

Edited December 5, 2010 by Sans Peur

[CMP]

I think I married the second one and the last one.

Learned my lessons well. Never Again!

Rent, don't Buy!

A wise old friend of my Grandfather told me when I was 14, if it floats, flies or fucks, rent it. I don't take well to rules...

CMP

[crash1371]

I think I married the second one and the last one.

Learned my lessons well. Never Again!

Rent, don't Buy!

A wise old friend of my Grandfather told me when I was 14, if it floats, flies or fucks, rent it. I don't take well to rules...

CMP

Now thats funny