20 points

[240 LTS]

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately

Clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing stinks more than that moment during an argument when

You realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap

when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How in the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on number 5. I'm

Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you

how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of

tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a

moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything

productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes out after Blue

Ray Disc's? I don't want to have to restart my collection over again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and

it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper

that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash

this garment ever.

15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello, Hello! Darn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did they do or where did they go after I didn't answer? Did they just drop the phone and run?

16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then

not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. Boy, what a waste.

17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not

to answer when they call.

18. My 4-year old nephew asked me in the car the other day "What would

happen if you ran over a ninja?" How in the world do I respond to that?

19. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

20. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or

Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.

[crash1371]

LOL

[Slough]