Tiger Woods

[wiley]

Tiger Woods So, what happened?

Here's what I think....

Wife had a bout with PMS - started smacking on him and chased him out the front door. As she was chasing him exiting the driveway while he was in his SUV she smashed the rear window with a golf club Tiger kept by the front door. Tiger then turned around in his front seat and called her a doodie head. By the time he turned back around again he had done crashed in the tree.

He had facial abrasions yet no damage to the front windshield.

Ain't holidays fun!?

Don't you just love people like me with unfounded opinions?!

That's a pretty pimpin SUV though!

[Trollnheel]

This is only gonna get worse before it gets better

[Ludicrous]

Which club would you use on an Escalade back window? I'd probably reach for a 7 iron.

[crash1371]

I think you are really close. And I know a tiger does crap in the woods this has stink all over it

[Fishinspot]

I think that hottie opened a serious can of whoopA** on him and he went screamin' out to the lade'. She caught him and she commensed to finish pouring the half empty can of whoopA** on him. Then she tried to run him over, hit the tree, and threw him in the drivers seat and called the PoPo!!

Just sayin

Edited December 1, 2009 by Fishinspot

[Fishinspot]

Which club would you use on an Escalade back window? I'd probably reach for a 7 iron.

used the 3 wood!!

[Rusty]

Sounds like he was trying to get away before the shit hit the fan. Some women want let you off that easy. My first wife for an example would hold our child and stand in the door way. Glad she is history.

Can you say " I want half " Hope he has a prenupt. I also hope it dosn't come to that resolution.

However, there is rumor of an afare. Hope not.

Time will tell

anybody have any pictures of his wife without a golf club. If she is who I think she is, I have pictures of her without anything. I will post in Bikini Island any how if I can find them.

[kingair]

Here she is.

[Boz]

...with a golf club Tiger kept by the front door.

Good thing for him he isn't a world-famous rifle marksman.

[Rusty]

Sounds like he was trying to get away before the shit hit the fan. Some women want let you off that easy. My first wife for an example would hold our child and stand in the door way. Glad she is history.

Can you say " I want half " Hope he has a prenupt. I also hope it dosn't come to that resolution.

However, there is rumor of an afare. Hope not.

Time will tell

anybody have any pictures of his wife without a golf club. If she is who I think she is, I have pictures of her without anything. I will post in Bikini Island any how if I can find them.

Damn-- Not the same hottie. A hottie any how. I can't post them in Bikini Island either, full nudity