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Popeye

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  1. You got nothing in your cards and it shows. You would have replied otherwise. Your PM was nothing more than gibberish. You said nothing in it of substance. Matter of fact it was a repeat of a repeat. You must listen to 8 track tapes.

    Put me on ignore if it makes you feel any better. You might be better off staying away from a site you're banned from in the first place. Did that thought ever enter your mind?

    What an Idiot.

  2. The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers.

    He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?" Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster the boss asked, "Is your Daddy home?"

    "Yes", whispered the small voice.

    "May I talk with him?" the man asked. To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, "No."

    Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?" "Yes", came the answer.

    "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, "No".

    Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left home alone, the boss decided he would just leave a message with the person who should be there watching over the child.

    "Is there anyone there besides you?", the boss asked the child. "Yes" whispered the child, "A policeman."

    Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman"? "No, he's busy", whispered the child. "Busy doing what?, asked the boss.

    "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.

    Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?" "A hello-copper", answered the whispering voice.

    "What is going on there?", asked the boss, now alarmed. In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper."

    Alarmed, concerned and more than just a little frustrated the boss asked, "Why are they there"?

    Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle, "They're looking for me!"

    That is Funny!

  3. I just ran off two dirt bag rippoffs. My mother inlaw lives nextdoor. I always watch out for her. She was out her door, soaking up some sun, Minding her own business, when a male and female pull up in a run down minivan. I saw it go down and I dident like the odds.As I rushed out, They pushed into her house claiming, they clean carpet. I grabbed both, and threw them out on the ground. They got up and ran off to their van. Cussed me out, and said that they were going to call the law. I wished they would have. My mother in law never called for carpet cleaning. Watch out! Im Sure they were pillhead drug addict .theives . It happend fast. Thank God I was there! Now i walk around with my 9mm in my hand.

  4. Dougie gets the boot(he'll be here soon :1121_wink: ). Yacht Haven East(V34) cries to the mods and belittled gort for doing the same thing he and David Kuhlmann, Misty, Harrison etc. did/do. :lol::lol::lol:

    Mod 6 shows again..

    You can't stop being a dickhead can you. It's in you're blood.

    Tell you what.... I'll stop posting if you will. Fair enough?

    Your deal bunky. New here , but wow. Combed thru the threads. I can get yall a deal on diapers. Mist, Binkys for you. FREE!

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