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zebulon

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  1. BaaaaaaWaaaaaaaaaaaaHaHaHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa........
  2. Thanks for making us all feel better CJ......
  3. NEXT..............................................
  4. BAAAAWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...... Mod volunteers............ gets rid of any friends that you may or may not have had........
  5. Ahhh, I always had a feeling Stringle was a mod. Thanks for outting her.
  6. Actually have a business associate that tried that place once.........C- at best......thanks....but I think I'll pass.....
  7. If you return to Grabber's for the AFC Divisional game I highly recommend the Cracked Conch Platter dish with their out of this world onion rings.
  8. I'm jealous CJ........ 6 degrees and watching up here in CT....... but a win is still a win
  9. High Urinal Joke: A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack, (Churchill Downs) to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (Bourbon), but mostly to see the horses When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on to their 'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes. As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, 'You must be in the 5th grade.' "No, ma'am', he replied. 'I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race, but I appreciate your help
  10. BaaaaWaaaaaHaHaHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.........
  11. Golden Urinal A man comes home late one night, drunk. "Where have you been?" asks his wife. "In the Golden Bar! They have golden chairs, golden glasses, golden beer, and a golden urinal!" This sounds awfully suspicious to the wife, who calls the Golden Bar. "Do you have golden chairs?" "Yes." "Do you have golden glasses?" "Yes." "Do you have golden beer?" "Yes." "Do you have a golden urinal?" "Hold on." On the other end, she hears "I think we have a line on the guy who pissed in your saxophone."
  12. I'll give it a try............. A government employee sat in his office, and out of boredom, decided to see what was inside his old filing cabinet. He poked through the contents and came across an old brass lamp. "This will look good on my mantel," he said, and took it home with him. While polishing the lamp, a genie appeared and, as usual, granted him three wishes. "I would like an ice-cold Coke right now." He gets his Coke and drinks it. Now that he can think more clearly, he states his second wish. "I wish to be on an island with beautiful women, who find me irresistible. " Suddenly, he's on an island with gorgeous women. eyeing him lustfully. He tells the genie his third and last wish. "I wish I'd never have to work again." Instantly, he was back in his government office.
  13. Could have been worse, you could have been in an elevator. That was a real knee slapper there Gramps......... Sounds like it's probably something you've experienced in your day.......
  14. That is a rhetorical question I hope...... Look no further than the "short" stint of Mod6 on THT......
  15. So what was your screen name over on THT? Mean Machine...............the one asking the question is the infamous Mod6 of THT shame.
  16. If you fall into any plant life category your IQ is going to be higher than 6.
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