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Not all members will get along (due to beliefs, personalities, whatever) so why not just acknowledge that fact and move on. Why keep coming back to stir the pot? No one will ever get the upper hand or "Win" an internet argument. (Maybe in their own mind) .

Capt, What camera are you using? Great detailed photos! Jeff

Not sure if this is a "Story" or the Truth. Sent to me in an email. -------------------------------------------------------- Best Come Back Line Ever Police work must be entertaining as well as dangerous . In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male, in a pumpkin patch 12.01 a.m. on Friday. On Monday, at the Gwinnett County (GA) courthouse, Lawrence was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication. The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop, 'You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around' he stated in a telephone interview. Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged need. 'Guess I was really into it, you know?' he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until Officer Brenda Taylor approached him. 'It was an unusual situation, that's for sure,' said Officer Taylor. 'I walked up to Lawrence and he's just banging away at this pumpkin.' Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence . 'I said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a pumpkin??' He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he looked me straight in the face and said... 'A pumpkin? Shit ... is it midnight already?' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This was in the Washington Post ... the title of the article was 'Best Come Back Line Ever.'

The First Time I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman Assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I answered honestly "No, this is my first time." So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it were empty. It was empty. "Just a minute," she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. "Do these excite you?" She asked. Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. "Well, come on", she said, "We don't have much time." So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW. I was done within a few moments. She looked at me with a bit of a frown. "Did you put that condom on?" She asked. I said, "I sure did," and held up my thumb to show her. She beat the shit out of me...

Typically only the four on either side on the console (8 total) are used. Cast and retrieve, artificial, light tackle, for stripers and bass mostly.

I only took the photo because we were discussing "Quick rod accessibility" while fishing (or something like that over on the Bay Boat Forum. http://www.bayboatfo...s.com/index.cgi I only have 22 rod holders on the top side. Never use them all. I put the top ones on the wind shield rail but rarely use them. I can have 12- 24 under the gunnels depending how I store them (quick access area). This is not counting the rod lockers.

Can't find a way to post one using only this "Reply" frame.

photobucket?

An old man, a boy & a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey & the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking and the boy was riding. The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions. Then, later, they passed some people who remarked, "What a shame, he makes that little boy walk". So they then decided they'd both walk! Soon they passed some more people who thought, they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride. So they both rode the donkey. Now they passed some people who shamed them by saying how awful to put such a load on a poor donkey. The boy and man figured they were probably right, so they decide to carry the donkey. As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal and he fell into the river and drowned. The moral of the story? If you try to please everyone, You might as well.. Kiss your ass goodbye!

I would be happy to be able to read faster and have more comprehension. It is simple amazing what we all are capable of if we only knew how to tap into how to make it work. Jeff

Vat Da Heck, Ole ? Ole's car was hit by a truck in an accident. In court, the trucking company's lawyer was questioning Ole. 'Didn't you say, sir, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine, ?' asked the lawyer. Ole responded, 'Vell, I'll tell you vat happened. I had yust loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into da.....' 'I didn't ask for any details', the lawyer interrupted. 'Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'? Ole said, 'Vell, I had yust got Bessie into da trailer and I vas driving down da road... .. The lawyer interrupted again and said, 'Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question.' By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Ole's answer and said to the lawyer, 'I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule, Bessie'. Ole thanked the Judge and proceeded. 'Vell, as I vas saying, I had yust loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into da trailer and vas driving her down da highvay ven dis huge semi-truck and trailer ran da stop sign and smacked my truck right in da side. I vas trown into one ditch and Bessie vas trown into da other. I vas hurting real bad and didn't vant to move. However, I could hear Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape yust by her groans'... 'Shortly after da accident da Highway Patrolman, he came to da scene.. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he vent over to her'.. 'After he looked at her and saw her fatal condition he took out his gun and shot her right 'tween da eyes. Den da Patrolman, he came across da road, gun still smoking, looked at me and said, 'How are you feeling?' 'Now, vat da heck vould you say?

Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in America .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. Only in America .....do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. Only in America .....do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. Only in America .....do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. Only in America .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. EVER WONDER ... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole to to plane out of that stuff?! Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? I like this one!!! If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

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A very ugly man walks into the bar with a big grin on his face, and orders a Draft beer. 'What are you so happy about?', asks the Bartender. 'Well, I'll tell you,' replies the ugly man. As you know, I live by the railroad tracks. Well, on my way home from the bar last night, I noticed a young woman tied To the tracks, just like in the films. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all Night, all over the house. We did everything! Me on top, Sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!' 'Fantastic, you lucky bastard!', exclaimed the Bartender. 'Was she pretty?' 'Dunno...Never found the head!'

We only use a small fraction of or minds. Have a look. http://video.stumbleupon.com/#p=0k4lsi1dql Jeff

Same here. Linky no worky:

Thanks Rick. Any reason you stopped the false albie fishing? Do they still come up there? Thanks, Jeff

Slap all of them. In 2012 I say we give most of them their walkin papers.

I hope no one finds this "offensive". I feel "We are America" We are all in this together.

A few photos from this past spring.

Rick, Do you use a slip sinker and a circle hook? Like a Carolina rig? What size circle hook? How much leader? I have never fished for reds but maybe one day. Do you go after false albacore in the fall? Sorry for so many questions. Jeff

When greater than 50% of the voting base is getting something from the government or dependent on it for something, it is irreversible and we will never get back up that slippery slope without some MAJOR happening. Why don't the people on the right in TV and radio concentrate on the pundits that support the politicians that are tearing this country apart. The left wing supporters are part of the USA and they will suffer along with the rest of us. We are all in this together. All of us will suffer the lack of leadership. Jeff

Endless possibilities. Click the link, click Start, sit back and watch. http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs13/f/2007/077/2/e/Animator_vs__Animation_by_alanbecker.swf

I believe this is a must see and a must share clip. http://www.metacafe....y_tribute_1976/

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So my wife called him a shit-head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus and the car had an Obama sticker. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.