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Trollnheel
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Wow I just hit the big one
Trollnheel replied to crash1371's topic in Boating and Fishing Discussion
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A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking. Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help. A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman in a blue business suit is sitting at the coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant. Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants, takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word. As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the Father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?" "No", the woman replied. "I'm with the IRS."
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It does not get much better than this
Trollnheel replied to 1bandit's topic in Boating and Fishing Discussion
How could you fish in those conditions!?? Rock on! -
Erin Andrews - enough reason for me to tune into whatever show she's on Note to self - watch peephole fantasies part 2
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That's effin awesome! brain dead moments are fun to witness from a far distance
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wow. thanks for sharing!
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went the clown
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epic spring break
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of her split
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This. is. retarded. The end.
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Nice & steady Wiley
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hot for teacher
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Good luck with the move!
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all night long
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up so early
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Welcome aboard!
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me with her
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Year 1 in the books. Nice work Wiley
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NICE
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wow...donkey balls
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There must be something wrong with earning money thru honest means these days....
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A sober captain means drinks for everyone. We were stopped a few years back. We were honest with our answers and we were turned loose. Location: ICW NC
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bound by murder
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beside the bar