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Menzies
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Just to bring this into cold perspective. They told one son yesterday.
Tomorrow they are driving to the town where their second son is at college (redacted), taking him to lunch, to tell him.
I hope none of us are ever in that position, ever.
M
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Just learned tonight that a friend of mine has neck cancer.
Guys, if you chew, really really think about stopping.
Menz.
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Then the barman looked down and saw that the pirate had a steering wheel attached to his groin.
"Ah, Capt'n, do you know you have a steering wheel down below?"
"Arrrrrrrgh, I do, and its driving me nuts!"
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Up at the club so tried to see if it would run on my Curve! Nope.
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.... to all you who have served and still are serving!
"The nation that forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten."
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Wasn't this thing supposed to "compete" with the Airbus 380 - Airbus going bigger and longer-haul, and Boeing saying smaller and short-haul was the way to go?
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What services do most people run off their genset? I am guessing A/C, but what else do you need to fire up the genset to use when away from the dock?
Coffee in the am.
Keep the frige and freezer cold , Hot water .
Forgot about the coffee maker. Sitting on the back deck at a quiet anchorage first thing on a morning with a steaming pot of freshly brewed coffee!
Then there is the blender - for the adult frozen concoctions but even more importantly the kids virgin frozen drinks - perfect on a hot day!
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Oh come on - wasn't everyone tipping them for the Superbowl in their own stadium just over two months ago?
So if he was on the fade - he sure fooled a lot of folks!
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Menz and understated are incongruous
It's just that I don't wear spandex shorts and race bycycles!
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Air.
Batteries (especially with full complement on board running DC lights, pumping toilet, and launching a retrieving the RIB).
TV and DVD player for the kids.
Fridge/Freezer - top up since DC doesn't keep it quite as cold.
Cooker and Microwave (usually 5-7 people sleeping over.
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But I think this man has the real answer.
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Jerry Jones Needs to Fire Himself.By David Whitley
Sorry, LeBron James and NFL fans everywhere. It doesn't matter that Wade Phillips cleaned out his office Monday so Jason Garrett could move in.
The Cowboys could have hired Jason Kidd or Jason Alexander or Jason Voorhees of "Friday the 13th" fame. As long as Jerry Jones is in charge, Dallas is destined to be a recurring horror show.
Well, maybe not as horrific as Sunday night. To say the Cowboys played like pathetic, heartless schlubs against Green Bay would be an insult to pathetic, heartless schlubs everywhere.
After the nationally televised 45-7 wipeout, James, speaking on behalf of Cowboys fans, tweeted "This is just ridiculous man!!!!!"
Even Dallas haters were wincing. The NFL is a lot more fun when the Cowboys are relevant. They're so bad you almost feel guilty picking on them.
Almost.
Sunday night was the worst live performance on NBC since Ashlee Simpson's lip-sync machine went haywire on "Saturday Night Live.''
There's always Jones to kick around. I only wish Jerry had dropped all pretense and simply named himself head coach.
He's always fancied himself to be a football Megamind. Jones could have put on the headset for the final eight games and tried to make chicken salad out of the pile of feathers he's fashioned in Dallas.
He has been blinded by his own brilliance since buying the Cowboys in 1989. Never mind that all evidence points to a simple and obvious flaw in his management style.
Jones is great at marketing and cutting deals and building the world's most ostentatious stadium. You know, things owners are supposed to do.
Smart ones don't try to be general managers. They don't hire only coaches who double as bobble-head dolls.
Everybody agreed that Phillips was a nice fellow and good assistant-coach material. They said the same thing about Dave Campo and Chan Gailey. And if you liked to party, nobody could wear a lampshade on his head quite like Barry Switzer.
Beating the Redskins isn't like taking Omaha Beach, but it does require a bit of teamwork and discipline. Players know a ventriloquist dummy when they see one. When Jones' coaches speak, nobody listens.
With no accountability or leadership, teams don't just lose when things get tough. They collapse into embarrassment. Sunday night was the worst live performance on NBC since Ashlee Simpson's lip-sync machine went haywire on "Saturday Night Live." The only thing missing was Jones doing a little hoe-down jig and then rushing offstage in utter humiliation.
Darn, I wish I'd taped it.
Watching a man choked by his own hubris is always enjoyable. But you have to feel sorry for the city of Dallas and the Cowboys' legacy. The only way out of this rut is for Jones to hire a real football coach and get out of the way. Jerry will give up his GM cap when they pry it from his cold, dead fingers.
He couldn't stand it when Jimmy Johnson and Bill Parcells treated him like a fantasy-league geek. Jerry threw away the dynasty Jimmy had built. After three straight 5-11 seasons under Campo, Jones had to bring in a proven coach like Parcells. Let's return to his drunken explanation that made YouTube this spring:
"He's not worth a (bleep), but I wanted -- they were on my (bleep) so bad. J's gotta have a Yes Man. So to get the (bleeping) stadium, I need to bring his (bleep) in."
That bleeping Parcells inevitably tired of Jones' meddling, but left the franchise much better off than when he showed up. The Cowboys had 13 Pro Bowl players, and at least half of them were legit.
The rest were products of the Cowboys' Vortex. Everything that enters gets overrated. This year was a classic example, with Dallas coming off an 11-5 season and a playoff win last season.
Name another GM who could survive 15 years without a playoff win. But never mind that, Jerry's kids were hyped to become the first hometown Super Bowl team. Now they've been exposed as old, slow and spineless.
This job calls for a complete fumigation. The name you hear most is Bill Cowher, but he's nobody's bobble-head. The Cowboys' mystique might be enough to lure Jon Gruden or Brian Billick, but they'd inevitably get sick of Jones.
"Don't imply there that my role is going to change at all," he said after the Green Bay debacle. "Don't do that. You'll get something stuck."
Nobody was quite sure what would get stuck, other than the Cowboys. Like Jason Voorhees with his hockey mask and machete, Jerry refuses to go away.
There was one hope, but Jones blew it Monday. Why, oh why, couldn't he have named himself the Cowboys' coach?
That's the only way he'll ever realize what a dope the Cowboys' owner is.
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Any conservationists out there?????
Here's your conservation!
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If I wanted to see all 1800 of them I would come over and let you ply me with lots of booze to go with the home video!
Just the highlights man, just the highlights!
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Doesn't sound like a smart move.
BTW - where are the pics!
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I'd be interested in a sports shirt (collar) with a more understated pocket logo if you ever get to that.
M
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3500GPH Rule ???? A one armed man with a 2 gallon bucket could give a 3500GPH rule 3/4's of an hour head start and still beat it.
First - there isn't anyone dragging water from the bilge up to the gunnel in a bucket doing better that a bilge pump. Though frankly I would hope that both would be happening!
Secondly - I would hope most off-shore vessels have more than one bilge pump.
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Friggin' TSA couldn't find their butt with both hands. Kinda like Homeland Security.
TSA had nothing to do with it. The flight was on a Canadian airline and was never in an American airport. Totally a Canadian investigation.
Apart from that, it left from Hong kong - so it had nothing to do with Canadian security either.
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That was the Mile.
THE Breeders Cup race (The Classic) isn't until 6:45.
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What the hell has this got to do with the TSA?
Caught him? He was looking for asylum - so was turning himself over to immigration in Canada.
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Is that a dromedary?
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I can tell you how to create a million dollar boat business.
Start with a two million dollar boat business.
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What software are you using to edit the video?
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And remember - since you probably aren't going to research all of the judges anyway, and haven't a clue how they do, kick all of their arses to the kerb. Keeps the new ones on their toes!
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I have. Quantas - one engine. Looks like an oil problem. The other carriers are still flying though, and I suspect the Quantas planes will be up within the week.
Meanwhile the Dreamliner is still... well, a dream.