[There goes the neighborhood...who let this idiot in?]

Dang, you guys must have me confused with that jackass over on THT. I am a humble man of humble means and humble heart. Maybe I should re-introduce myself to set the record straight.

I am the guy that stops and checks the condition of cats that I intentionally run over....if they aren't dead I dispatch them in short order. When helping old ladies to their cars I alway return their purses after I have rifled through their wallets. I pour Johnny Walker Red in Walker Blue bottles to make my guests feel special. I put dollar bills in blind panhandlers cups and make change for $1.25......the paper money gives homeless folks a brief rush that they may be holding a $100 bill. I drive a Fountain but frown on bling bling and I wear my thong outside of my blue jeans. I am a giver ....... and most importantly, I always make other people think better of themselves when they come to learn there is one person on the planet that is considerably more pathetic than they are. That is who I am and how I roll......don't be haters, embrace the the folks that are voluntarily stupid.......it's a dirty job but someone has to do it. I am the Mike Rowe of the boating/fishing forums.

Yes and can I have another hot day with you pumpkin?

[There goes the neighborhood...who let this idiot in?]

I would love to see that discussion. I hope you weren't the ring leader to lead that charge to kick me in my cyber ba%$s.

Thanks for the welcome from all of the other guys.

As for Wiley, I'll be as well behaved here as I was on THT.....I am the model of civility and respect.

Last part is kinda scary.

[State between Fla. and S.C.]

When I made that post all I saw was Flordia and the Bahama's.

Maybe it should be listed in order moving south we don't confuse the folks up north when driving down.

Georgia- Flordia- Bahama's

[There goes the neighborhood...who let this idiot in?]

Welcome David, how's the foot?

P.S. we have already had a long talk about you before you came in.

Let's go fishing!

[hello from the Turks and Caicos]

If there were 250# JR's running around mankind would still be in caves.

[State between Fla. and S.C.]

onejacker looks like we now have a home and we can leave these guys alone.

But thanks for the invite Hotspot anyway.

[hello from the Turks and Caicos]

No we keep food and water in a bowl all the time. He WILL let you know when it empty though. Either by that half a$$ barking/talking sound or by pushing it around with his nose.

He owns us. We picked him up at 5 weeks instead of 6. He missed the last week on barking training.

[Boat Name / Handle Name]

Mine is "Koma" it started on one of those calenders on your desk that you flip the pages day to day. I worked a 24 hr operation so the days I was off I would flip foreward and write KOMA so folks knew I was off that day. It stood for "Kiss Ole Mark's A$$"

Had to get a license for a radio years ago and had to have a boat name. Had to make something on the spot.

[State between Fla. and S.C.]

Wiley there is a state in between Florida and the Carolinas. If I had my drivers license out I could figure out what it is.

Some of those guys might have boats and maybe even fish. Just a thought.

[Miami 2009]

With all the pictures you take "your gonna need a bigger weekend".

[hello from the Turks and Caicos]

"Little SOBs are way too smart for their own good, too. His major saving grace is that he is almost fearless ( except for thunder-related things) and loves boats and loves to swim."

I have an eight pound Yorkshire terrier (Boomer) that thinks he is as big as a lab. Yes he is too smart for his own good too. I'm afraid a dog in the neighborhood is going to eat him one day. He takes off after them when they enter the yard like a bat out of hell. They just prance off wagging their tails and looking back like he's crazy. We live on the water and have the boat on a lift, the word "boat" sends him to the dock wanting to get in.

Debi got tired of him wanting for her to pick him up and put him on the bed. He has a chair to climb up on but it's not as fun as waking her up. So he would make these little half a$$ed barking sounds. Then he would give up for a minute or so and start scratching on the base of a wicker flower pot. This went on till Debi finally moved the flower pot to the kitchen. I came home and asked why the pot was in the kitchen. She said it was to keep Boomer from scratching at night. I just smirked. Couple night later he starts his half a$$ed barking sounds and then he quit. Time went on and I thought well maybe it worked. Then we hear this tapping noise and I busted out laughing but the wife didn't think it was too funny at all. He had figured out how to flip the handle to the dresser drawers up and down with his nose to make noise. I rolled over and asked Debi. Are you going to move all the drawers to the kitchen now? Sometimes we just don't give them much credit for being smart.

[hello from the Turks and Caicos]

I don't know if 'sane' is exactly the right word. He definitely has an attitude, and thinks we are basically just dog-food dispensing machines that he can also use to row him around, or take him fishing.

I just figured out what my dogs think of me, Thanks.

[H ow did everyone find Reel Boating ?]

E-mail from the Wiley dude.

[hello from the Turks and Caicos]

Glad to see the dog is still sane after two hurricanes.

[Thread #1]

Trouty is the one in front, Menzies is the one in back.

[Thanks Wiley man!]

Hal, I'm sure they will be here sooner or later, hopefully!!!!

Email your friends folks!!!

I sent Tireless a note.