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Rusty

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  1. Mexican Oysters

    A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Mexico.

    While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.

    He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'

    The waiter replied, 'Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's ###### from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!'

    The cowboy said, 'What the heck, bring me an order.'

    The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.'

    The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, 'These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday.'

    The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, 'Si, Senor. Sometimes the bull wins.

  2. Heck yea yall, see, there wuz thezz good ol boyz down in the hollar. Coot, Bubba and lugnut I believe wuz their names. They had this here sheep :wub: and ............................................

    ............................. and......and I shaw do believes that is another story. :o

    No sheeeeeeep were injered or mistreated in this joke. :1925_:

    or any likeness to anyone is strickly coinsidental

    :D

  3. Some people need to be put away for a long time

    Mother and boyfriend charged in case of pit bull chewing off baby's toes

    A four month old boy is still hospitalized Wednesday night, after a pit bull chewed his toes off a couple of nights ago.

    The baby's mother and her boyfriend are charged with felony child abuse. The couple was sleeping in the same room as the baby, when a 12 week old pit bull they were dog-sitting chewed off his toes.

    The dog has tested negative for rabies.

    Two other children who were in the house at the time of the incident have been placed in the care of relatives.

  4. Ya'll are welcome to come on down and get first hand experience. As an added bonus, there is bait everywhere and the mullet run is about to start. The Jupiter Inlet has been pretty calm most of the summer. But, as Boz suggested, it does have it's days. To add to the excitement, there is a shoal that moves around just outside the inlet and when the tide is right you can get some pretty ugly standing waves and rollers in the inlet. There was a picture floating around on the 'net a couple of years ago of a 20'-25' CC that was pointed at the sky with water crashing over the bow and around the sides with people hanging from the t-top in the Jupiter Inlet.

    I would love to be there. My dad lives in Titusville. I have given some thought of pulling the boat down that way. I don't know , thats a long ride pulling a boat. The bright aqua green water is purdy. I did see the picture of that boat in the inlet.

    Wrong place - wrong time. :753_hammer_hitting_head:

    That will tighten the ol sphincter up.

    Have a great day down there.

  5. And if you like incredible steel guitar picking listen to Orange Blossom Special done by this guy. He's a Brit no less!!! I didn't think they knew bluegrass even existed over there but this guy is a master.

    That was great. The train whstle was way cool. In general it does not matter what kind of music you listen to, with talent like that it's going to be good. :1992_beer_cheer:

    Thanks

  6. I stand corrected, good call. Thanks :753_hammer_hitting_head: I didn't notice. I was just thinking of the Smokies. I listened to it again this morning before starting work. Got the heart pumping. I wish I had talent like that.

    I have tried to find out how to edit the topic title to Foggy Mountain Breakdown. I can't find out how. :504_shrugging: Ol well, guess I'l have to live with it.

  7. I need to remove 60 gallons of gas/water from my 80 gallon tank. I'm looking at buying a electric gas pump from the auto store and Pumping it into a 55 gallon barrel. Any experiences for what works and what dosn't work?? Do I need to ground myself? if so how?

    Any advice is welcome. Dont want to start a fire with me being the french fry

    Saftey is my 1st concern!!

    :504_shrugging:

    Thanks

    Rusty

  8. Cooked burgers and brats on it last night, DAYUM!!!!!

    Rusty, that Boston Butt trick sound awesome man!

    Low and slow---cook on indirect heat. coals on two sides under the open space at the handles. you can drop charcoal and hickory down the open space as they burn down. Pan of water in the middle. The water will keep the butt from drying out. So tender you can pull the bone out.

    Try it with a rack of ribs. :605_thumbs_up:

    I likes my pork

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