Heard any good jokes lately ?

[zebulon]

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[redneck joe]

I have a 'random' thread on a couple forums where we just post, well - random shit

the main on if you want to get caught up (have to be a member if not just have fun here)

http://tnfreebird.proboards.com/thread/23163/random

you get the idea.

[redneck joe]

[zebulon]

High Urinal Joke:

A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers,
went on a field trip to the local racetrack, (Churchill Downs) to learn
about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (Bourbon), but
mostly to see the horses

When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided
that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the
other.

The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when
one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the
urinal.

Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and
began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on to their
'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes. As she lifted
one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed.

Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, 'You must be
in the 5th grade.'

"No, ma'am', he replied. 'I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race,
but I appreciate your help

[Mint Buster]

In memory of George Carlin:

"Why is it that all the women who are against abortion are the ones you wouldn't want to fuck anyway?"

[Mint Buster]

Two homeless men are standing around bragging about their day.

The First hobo says "Today i found $20, and was able to buy a nice hot meal. It was my luckiest day ever!".

to which the second hobo replies: "oh yeah, my day was way better! I was at the train yard, and found a woman tied to the train tracks. After I untied her, we fucked all day"

"Did you get a blow job?"

"Naw, I couldnt find her head"

[zebulon]

Two homeless men are standing around bragging about their day.

The First hobo says "Today i found $20, and was able to buy a nice hot meal. It was my luckiest day ever!".

to which the second hobo replies: "oh yeah, my day was way better! I was at the train yard, and found a woman tied to the train tracks. After I untied her, we fucked all day"

"Did you get a blow job?"

"Naw, I couldnt find her head"

[redneck joe]

[Mint Buster]

Last payment

Today my baby girl's 18th birthday. I be so glad that this be my last child support payment! Month after month, year after year, all those payments!

So I call my baby girl, LaKeesha, to come to my house, and when she get there, I say, "Baby girl, I want you to take this check over to yo momma house and tell her this be the last check she ever be gettin' from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the 'spression on yo mama's face."

So, my baby girl take the check over to her momma. I be anxious to hear what she say, and bout the 'spression on her face.

Baby girl walk through the door, I say, "Now what yo momma say 'bout that?"

She say to tell you that "you ain't my daddy" ...and watch the 'spression on yo face.

[zebulon]

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