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My neighbors monkey
Started by POPEYE, Dec 20 2011 12:12 AM
26 replies to this topic
#13
David Kuhlmann
Reel Active Member
Posted 22 December 2011 - 12:17 PM
Go buy a female monkey and problem solved!
LOL FU King Chinese I'm dying here.
David Kuhlmann
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Mist-Rest
Reel Active Member
Posted 22 December 2011 - 02:17 PM
Outstanding!!!! #15
POPEYE
Reel Active Member Posted 22 December 2011 - 06:27 PM
You people are compounding this problem with your wisecracks. I thought this was a forum that can help another member. I cant get my hands on weed. How am I gonna buy a female monkey? I dont like cats either. But, when a problem monkey beats the fuck out of a feral tomcat at 3 in the morning, it would upset you too. Please, only helpful serious replys from here on. Thanks for your mature consideration.
I only like what I like.
#16
Mint Buster
Not Telling
Posted 22 December 2011 - 06:51 PM
Mix up a bowl of anti-freeze and hot dog chunks. Both readily available and my neighbor turned me on to it. He sez it works every time. Give it a shot. Whaddaya got ter lose?
Joe's threats (for the record).
#17
POPEYE
Reel Active Member Posted 22 December 2011 - 07:08 PM
I happen to like monkeys. I however hate my nieghbor. I doubt he'll eat chopped up hotdogs and antifreeze. He told animal control that his monkey is on the patch. The bulldagger couldent smell smoke on the monkeys breath because she is also a chainsmoker. She farted outloud while filling out the report. She also said I should mind my own business about asking her what she had for lunch after she belched in my face. Im hatching a plan right now to end this once and for all. I dont want to clog this forum up with this problem I have.
I only like what I like.
#18
PBR
Reel Active Member
Posted 22 December 2011 - 07:46 PM
Yer better leave dat monkey alone
......least yer be break dancin'
"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
#19
mrtheman
Reel Active Member Posted 22 December 2011 - 07:58 PM
I think there is only one thing to do in a case like this. Go spank the monkey.
Edited by mrtheman, 22 December 2011 - 08:00 PM. #20
BuckWheat
Reel Active Member
Posted 22 December 2011 - 08:13 PM
Is all dis sum kind a code y'all be talkin? Would dat "monkey" happen to be you neighbor teenager?
#21
POPEYE
Reel Active Member Posted 22 December 2011 - 08:20 PM Race has nothing to do with this Mr. naacp. Its a monkey, not your mammy.
I only like what I like.
#22
BuckWheat
Reel Active Member
Posted 23 December 2011 - 09:57 AM
I know it ain't my mammy. She locked up. She done tried to stab Byron's bitch cause she was talkin shit.
#23
Mint Buster
Not Telling
Posted 23 December 2011 - 10:27 AM
ain't yer pappy in jail too?
Joe's threats (for the record).
#24
PBR
Reel Active Member
Posted 23 December 2011 - 10:43 AM
Gib Buckwheat a break, how the hell would he know who his babydaddy be ?
"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
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