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My neighbors monkey


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You people are compounding this problem with your wisecracks. I thought this was a forum that can help another member. I cant get my hands on weed. How am I gonna buy a female monkey? I dont like cats either. But, when a problem monkey beats the fuck out of a feral tomcat at 3 in the morning, it would upset you too. Please, only helpful serious replys from here on. Thanks for your mature consideration.

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I happen to like monkeys. I however hate my nieghbor. I doubt he'll eat chopped up hotdogs and antifreeze. He told animal control that his monkey is on the patch. The bulldagger couldent smell smoke on the monkeys breath because she is also a chainsmoker. She farted outloud while filling out the report. She also said I should mind my own business about asking her what she had for lunch after she belched in my face. Im hatching a plan right now to end this once and for all. I dont want to clog this forum up with this problem I have.

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