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Dang, you guys must have me confused with that jackass over on THT. I am a humble man of humble means and humble heart. Maybe I should re-introduce myself to set the record straight.

I am the guy that stops and checks the condition of cats that I intentionally run over....if they aren't dead I dispatch them in short order. When helping old ladies to their cars I alway return their purses after I have rifled through their wallets. I pour Johnny Walker Red in Walker Blue bottles to make my guests feel special. I put dollar bills in blind panhandlers cups and make change for $1.25......the paper money gives homeless folks a brief rush that they may be holding a $100 bill. I drive a Fountain but frown on bling bling and I wear my thong outside of my blue jeans. I am a giver ....... and most importantly, I always make other people think better of themselves when they come to learn there is one person on the planet that is considerably more pathetic than they are. That is who I am and how I roll......don't be haters, embrace the the folks that are voluntarily stupid.......it's a dirty job but someone has to do it. I am the Mike Rowe of the boating/fishing forums.

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Dang, you guys must have me confused with that jackass over on THT. I am a humble man of humble means and humble heart. Maybe I should re-introduce myself to set the record straight.

I am the guy that stops and checks the condition of cats that I intentionally run over....if they aren't dead I dispatch them in short order. When helping old ladies to their cars I alway return their purses after I have rifled through their wallets. I pour Johnny Walker Red in Walker Blue bottles to make my guests feel special. I put dollar bills in blind panhandlers cups and make change for $1.25......the paper money gives homeless folks a brief rush that they may be holding a $100 bill. I drive a Fountain but frown on bling bling and I wear my thong outside of my blue jeans. I am a giver ....... and most importantly, I always make other people think better of themselves when they come to learn there is one person on the planet that is considerably more pathetic than they are. That is who I am and how I roll......don't be haters, embrace the the folks that are voluntarily stupid.......it's a dirty job but someone has to do it. I am the Mike Rowe of the boating/fishing forums.

Yes and can I have another hot day with you pumpkin? :504_shrugging:

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Dang, you guys must have me confused with that jackass over on THT. I am a humble man of humble means and humble heart. I drive a Fountain but frown on bling bling and I wear my thong outside of my blue jeans. I am a giver ....... and most importantly, I always make other people think better of themselves

We know, Blah, Blah, Blah, your in touch with your sensitive self and anyone else that is close by... You like long romantic walks on the beach, gazing at the stars, and dancing till sunbreak... You nut you... :2261_high: LOL

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