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Gringo rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard.

'Cos hells broke loose in Caicos and the devil deals the cards.

And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold.

But if you lose, the devil gets your soul.

The devil opened up his case and he said: "I'll start this show."

And fire flew from his fingertips as he resined up his bow.

And he pulled the bow across his strings and it made an evil hiss.

Then a band of demons joined in and it sounded something like this.

When the devil finished, Gringo said: "Well you're pretty good ol' son.

"But if you'll sit down on the beach right there, and let me show you how its done."

Fire on the Panga, run boys, run.

The devil's in the house of the big bald one.

LaGringa in the kitchen, pickin' out dough.

"Gringo, does your boat float?"

"No, child, no."

The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.

He laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Gringo's feet.

Gringo said: "Devil just come on back if you ever want to try again.

"I told you once, you son of a ######, I'm the best that's ever been."

Great Job Bird. Didn't know ya had such a talent. ;)

Ever wonder why the Brits would ban such a nice feller who we all know jus' luvs the British People and admires the Empire soooooooooo much, (that he lives in)?

After all: doesn't he say such nice things about them, (such a sweet guy, eh......)????

Hmmmmmmm...........

Guess it takes 1/4 of a functional brain cell ta ponder that one fer a second or two, eh? :D

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they let you back??? you must be one of the "lucky" ones.... heh, heh, heh...

Not exactly -- I had another login that got banned shortly after I revealed it on FCB. No doubt someone from THT lurking over there saw my post and ... BOOM. No loss as I was only checking out THT every couple months anyway.

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Not exactly -- I had another login that got banned shortly after I revealed it on FCB. No doubt someone from THT lurking over there saw my post and ... BOOM. No loss as I was only checking out THT every couple months anyway.

I got banned there twice in one day but I think it was more by association than anything else... heh, heh, heh...

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